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Post by SECRET on Aug 29, 2008 23:13:44 GMT -5
Just add quotes to this thread. Please make sure its not already been posted!
"Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop."
"Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here."
"What can I say? He brings out the worst in me. And weirdly, I bring out the best in him."
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Post by -Mother Chucker- on Aug 31, 2008 13:03:11 GMT -5
You know, I always knew you were a whore. But I never knew you were a liar.
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut
Is that a bong, mother? I didn't take you for a stoner.
Go away, Chuck! I've been given orders, practically from God himself, to avoid you.
These butterflies have got to be murdered.
Well, it wasn't because I liked his natural musk. And, besides, nothing hurts more than sleeping with the best friend. Right, S?
I'm not pregnant. I command myself to not be pregnant.
Lady Godiva, my only friend.
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Post by SECRET on Sept 1, 2008 21:02:59 GMT -5
"Chuck Bass-TARD!"
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Post by Fibi on Dec 25, 2008 7:14:25 GMT -5
Blair: Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.
Blair: Where did you find these people? Dorota: Facebook. I joined few groups!
Blair: He's just like Bill Paxton, only younger, and with scruff.
Blair: She kissed me on the cheek and left a big orange lipstick mark, it looked like I'd been spray tanned!
Blair: [to Dorota] What are you staring at? Go polish something.
Serena: How's your mom doing with the divorce. Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.
Blair: It wasn't a quickie. Sex is actually a big deal to some of us. Serena: I can see that. Chuck's bed? Very romantic. Classy, too.
Blair: Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut
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Post by nikolarulz on Jan 22, 2009 19:21:30 GMT -5
Hehe, these made me laugh! I love her!
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